The Seuss’s I Will Read* **

I like that Seuss 

That Seuss I Like

 

I like that Seuss upon my bike 

I like that Seuss while on a hike 

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I like that Seuss up in a tree  

I like that Seuss with a skinned knee 

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I like it when they Hop on Pop 

I like Ten Apples up on Top 

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I like the Sneetches and their star 

I like that Sam and his cool car 

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I want the Fox with the Four Socks 

I want the Things and their box

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I want that Ish with his three fish 

I want the B Bird and his wish

 

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I want the Lorax and his trees 

I want that Horton and his sneeze

 

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I want the Grinch and his Christmas meaning 

I want that Cat and the fun he is gleaning

 

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The Doctor his output was extensive 

And some of his images are just offensive

 

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In World War II propaganda he did write 

And demonized the enemy with all his might

 

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Those images flowed into many a book 

Now it’s time to give them the hook

 

No government ban was this decision 

Though it was met with great derision

 

The family agreed it was for the best 

And we should care less about the rest

 

But creeps like Tucker will spread their lies 

If the Doctor was here, we’d hear his cries

 

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So hooray for Yertle and Foo-Foo the Snoo 

Hooray for Bartholomew and David Donald Doo

 

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These great characters long may they last 

The ones no more published are better off past 

• *With Profound Apologies to the Doctor
• **Parental Discretion Advised